neorthic

article by @bwabam

neorthic (now correct, pronounced “knee or thick”): neo (now, pronouced ‘knee oh’) + orth (correct, pronounced ‘or th’) + -ic (adjective, pronounced ‘ick’)

I made a sentence that makes no sense at all, and then make it make sense

Failure to step failed successfully, and the lego monarchy has finally stepped on a human, how the turn tables.

You are probably wondering how we got here, and let’s start from the beginning.

The beginning being when the monarchy of living legos sent a triple crosser to Humanny McHuman, they human who had terrorized our people by stepping on us. I was the triple crosser.

Actually I should first tell you the real beginning, why I was sent.

I was at school. People were trying to insult eachother the most. “He’s built like the lego lightning brick set” was the best one.

A lego broke into the classroom. Frantically, he asked, “Will anyone volunteer for triple crossing Mr. McHuman?”.

Someone grabbed my hand and held it up.

Anyways, back to triple crossing.

“HEY HUMANNY MCHUMAN, I AM A DOUBLE CROSSER OF THE LEGO MONARCHY AND WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BURN ALL OF THE OTHER LEGOS. I CAN HELP”, I yelled up at the human.

“one, are you joking about the Humanny McHuman thing? I am Mr. Neorthic. two, can you talk a little louder? three, wait, what?”, the newly correctly named Mr. Neorthic said back.

“THEY WANT ME TO TRICK YOU INTO GETTING STEPPED ON, BUT I AM A TR-DOUBLE CROSSER. OUR PLANS WILL TABLE, OUR SLANG FOR WORK.”, I replied.

“O-okay, I’ll ignore the most obvious questions, but how will this work?”, Mr. Neorthic asked.

“THEY THINK THEY WILL CLIMB UP YOUR FRONT, AND THEN STEP ON YOU WITH THEIR WEIGHT COMBINED WHILE YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO THE DOOR, SO YOU MUST WATCH CAREFULLY AT YOUR FRONT.” I answered.

“Okay sure, will do.” he agreed.

So when he went to the door, the legos went up his back.

“NO NO NO!” he yelled once they started stepping on him.

I said to my people, “You know life is sorta like chess. Oh! you’ve finished. Failure to step failed successfully, and the lego monarchy has finally stepped on a human, how the turn tables. Wait is he fighting back?…!!! Aaaaaah!!! “Run! Run! R-“, and we won the battle, but not the war. We lost many bricks that day.

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